Master of Destruction™ Dog Tank – Funny Mischief Pet Shirt (M–XL)
| M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 15.50 |
| Height, in | 7.24 | 8.23 | 9.25 |
| Collar width, in | 5.37 | 6.50 | 9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in | 7.25 | 8.25 | 9.25 |
| Weight, lb | 23.00 | 45.00 | 70.00 |
Master of Destruction – Dog Tank Top
Let your pup wear their mischief proudly. The “Master of Destruction” dog tank showcases a hilariously relatable scene—a chewed-up couch with stuffing flying, a toppled bowl, a tossed TV remote, and scattered chaos—framed by bold lettering that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
It’s a tribute to the dogs who redecorate without permission… and somehow still steal your heart.
Designed for comfort and movement, this snug pet tank drapes smoothly over small to medium bodies while maintaining flexibility for zoomies, naps, and everything in between. The lightweight fabric feels soft against fur, and the stretchy rib-knit construction with reinforced neck and arm openings keeps the fit secure—whether they’re strutting on neighborhood walks or proudly greeting guests in their “renovated” living room.
The graphic captures the humor of everyday pet life and turns it into a wearable wink that fellow dog lovers will instantly recognize and smile at.
Available Sizes
Medium through Xtra-Large
(Runs small — consider sizing up for broad-chested breeds. Size variance ±1–2".)
Product Features
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for a soft, smooth print surface
- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd²) — breathable yet durable
- 1x1 rib knit and double-needle ribbed binding for stretch and shape retention
- Reinforced neck and arm openings for active pups
- Easy tear™ label for itch-free comfort
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Perfect for the pup who leaves a trail of chaos and charm everywhere they go.
Because every household has one… and they’re usually the cutest one in the room.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton. Heather colors are 93% cotton and 7% polyester
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Rib Knit
The 1x1 rib knit makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Double-needle ribbed binding
Binding on neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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